Lolifegg

Lolifegg is an alien warlord from Mercury. Determined to rule the universe, Lolifegg wields alien tactics and weapons to achieve his goals.

Early Life
Lolifegg has left many hints about his early life. He has mentioned abusive parents who were a gay couple. He also hinted being pushed drugs as a child, which affected his development. His brain may have mutated and grew more evil from this. He thinks that all of the meat he ate made him crazy.

Villain Origin
His insanity made him a mass-murdering, power-hungry conqueror. Once he found an enjoyment for killing, he gained a powerful arsenal to rule the worlds. After gaining respect from all of Mercury, he set his sights on the rest of the universe....

Notable Deeds

 * Brutally murdered the Grand Rulers of Mercury and forced his prisoners to eat their remains
 * The main antagonist of "The Extirpation", in which his men destroy a Times Square-like city on the dwarf planet of Makemake and led an attack on Uvuloid heaquarters for no valid reason, proving his pure evil
 * Fell in love with Waltumba and bonded with her by slaughtering innocent people together before he refused to not try to kill Vomiu and harmed her, causing her to end their relationship in "Love and Killing"
 * Played the role of Darth Lolifegg during "A Newer Hope" (a retelling of Star Wars Episode IV)

Equipment
Lolifegg uses alien weapons and technology to wreak havoc....
 * The McLeod (an electric blade resembling the Naginata)
 * Bolt Action Laser Rifle
 * Ice Gloves (shoots ice and can give him super-strength)
 * Explosive Shotgun
 * The Ickyschnick

Trivia

 * The photo is a tribute to the Mercury Mets (it's actually an alien version of Rickey Henderson)